A Special Message From The Editor

Almost ten years ago, I started making fun of Philip Klein.  It began slowly at first, on a number of local blogs and web forums with humorous posts about Philip's idiotic statements and flagrant lies but eventually culminated with the founding of the Sam The Eagle Political Review.

Through the years, Philip has threatened me with all manner of lawsuits, criminal prosecutions, civil injunctions, nasty name calling, stalking, boycotts, and at one point, even serious bodily injury.  I have quite a collection of "Notice of Intent to Sue" letters that eventually resulted in a three year suit to discover my identity which climaxed with the catastrophic failure of Philip and has firmly chiseled his name in "Texas case law" as an indelible moron.

Ah but I digress....

Let me be very clear......Philip Klein is a liar and an idiot as both Gus and I have shown countless times through the years. 

This morning, I logged on to my computer as I do most days and engaged the various proxy server programs that would have prevented Philip from discovering my identity even if GOOGLE had given him everything he wanted (It's funny, GOOGLE considers 'Sam Eagle' a real name) and rumbled over to Philip's site expecting to find some more useless drivel spewing from Philip's computer.  Imagine my shock when I read his post on Calvin Walker. 

For the first time in ten years I agreed with Philip Klein.

First let me state that I don't know if Calvin Walker is innocent or guilty of the thirty seven felonies he was charged with.  I have watched the news reports over the past year or so and it appeared that there was something to it.  Hell, a Federal Grand Jury indicted him for over three dozen felonies involving the fraud of millions upon millions of dollars with presumably a prison sentence of several thousand years. 

What I do know now is that Calvin Walker is guilty of not filing a proper tax return one year.  A single misdemeanor.

Like Philip, we here at the Eagle's Nest are perplexed at this outcome.  What happened to the allegations of stealing millions of dollars?  The fraud on the Beaumont Independent School District?  The fraud on the taxpayers?  The really cool but high priced bucket trucks?  What happened to the thirty seven felonies?  Surely there was one in there that was good?

Our take?

As much as I hate to say it (and boy do I hate it), Philip is right.  The U.S. Attorney's office has lost it.

Attorney General Eric Holder is charged with contempt and should be facing a Grand Jury for covering up the Department of Justice's involvement in providing machine guns to Mexican drug dealers (which begs the question "Who are the good guys and if I sell drugs will the Feds give me a machine gun too?").  Millions and millions of dollars were spent prosecuting a baseball player for not remembering what parties he went to in 1998 (I can't remember the parties I went to last week.).  Countless man hours were wasted trying to determine if a Presidential candidate knocked up his fluzzy bimbo girlfriend.  All the while, closer to home we have a Federal Prosecutor who claims he has a legitimate case-----more particularly, thirty seven legitimate cases for that matter.  Or at least a Grand Jury thought so.

Yet pleads all this to a single Misdemeanor?

What is perfectly clear is that John Bales and Bob Rawls are cowards.  Plain and simple. Afraid to enter the courtroom.  Afraid to pitch their thirty seven charges to a jury.  Despite the awards and accolades they will undoubtedly bestow upon themselves in the future, there is no question that their legacy will now be defined by this extreme act of judicial cowardice.  All the wall plaques and framed photographs of stern faced men in dog leg suits will never erase the fact they pussied out when their community needed them most.        

And now I come to a scary crossroads.  A realm that we here at the Review are wholly unfamiliar.  The bottom line is that Philip Klein is right.  And I'm not really sure how to handle that.  I guess sometimes even a blind, deaf, mute, retarded, no legged, half dead, manatee screwing, hog finds an acorn.

Sam T. Eagle, editor 

FISHY?

Sometimes here at the Review we are not surprised at the surprising surprises that do not surprise us.  We know that Jefferson County is the most corrupt county in the county and we know that there are corrupt trial lawyers who corrupt the corruption.  We also know that Philip R. Klein, editor, has hired one of the most influential and powerful attorneys in the county, Wayne Reaud, to represent him in the pending case styled Philip R. Klein, Editor and His Personalities v. The Rest of the World.  There are many allegations against Philip R. Klein, editor ranging from committing Aggravated Perjury, to which the DA has the evidence and is waiting on a hearing, to having improper relations with underage farm animals. 


We here at the Review have obtained certain documents showing Philip R. Klein, editor's signature on certain documents.  And we are going to post these documents.  Yes we are.  Why?  To show you the readers that Jefferson County is the most corrupt county in the county and that Philip R. Klein, editor is part of the corruption that has corrupted the corruption.  Here is the document:

The top signature is an official document submitted to the court allegedly signed by Philip R. Klein.  The bottom signature is taken from a letter from Philip R. Klein to an anonymous debt collector who did not call the Review over the weekend and who didn't tell us that Philip had not paid a bill and then did not send us a copy of the letter from Philip saying he didn't have any money.

Our take?

WOW!  Simply WOW!  Something is up with Philip R. Klein, editor.  Either Philip is being serious when he refers to himself as "us" or someone is signing his name without permission which is Forgery.

Just another day in the most corrupt county in the county.

Muzzled!

Sometimes around here at the Review we have to laugh.  We laugh, and then we sit down and laugh some more and then look in the back of the bottom drawer and find the bottle of half empty Jack Daniels that we hid behind an old crayon box and we drink it and then we fall down and laugh some more.

Sensing imminent danger, Philip R. Klein, editor and accused Aggravated Perjurer, jettisoned Klein attorney John Morgan in favor of prominent attorney and Democratic Party Powerhouse Wayne Reaud.  Read more about that on my dear friend Gus's site HERE.

"Klein must have been shitting razor blades."  Said a source that didn't call the Review over the weekend.  "You don't hire Wayne Reaud to represent you in a case like this unless you've done something really bad."

Sources close to the Reaud firm confirm the representation of Philip R. Klein though it is unclear if the firm also represents the 435 other aliases, entities, and personalities that manifest Philip's psyche.

Philip's tone changed almost immediately.

I have been declared a public person by the courts...I just hope that I can be a good public person

 Our take?

WOW!  Simply WOW!  Philip Klein wants to be Good?  For decades Klein has slagged the local Democratic Party and now when his shit is hitting the fan, he runs to one of the most powerful Democrats in the area for help.  And a trial lawyer at that.  It will be interesting to see if Philip continues to libel ( or as Philip says "liable") innocent public officials.  For example, Mr. Jamail (Mr. Reaud's assistant) has a Rita Ashley sign in his yard.  Will we see anymore posts about Ms. Ashley?  Will Mr. Reaud's phone be ringing off the hook when Philip starts posting about gumball machine investigations in the County Judge's office.

We shall see........

If Wayne Reaud can make Philip Klein a good person, we say he should get a Nobel Prize.  We're rooting for you.

WHY?

Since becoming the number one political blog in Iceland, we here at the Review have written hundreds of emails to ourselves asking this question:  "Sam, why is Philip Klein such a lying dick?" 

WOW!  What a good question!  To be honest, Philip can't help being a lying dick.  Philip Klein suffers from Narcissistic Personalty Disorder.  An illness that most likely manifested itself on Philip when he was a child.  To help us better understand why Philip is such a lying dick, our leader, Sam T. Eagle, editor has enlisted the help of noted Israeli author Sam Vaknin to analyze Philip Klein:

Special - From The Editor

Over three years ago - Philip R. Klein, editor, the Southeast Texas Political Review and a host of his other personalities began a legal attempt to uncover the persons responsible for two sites being Operation Kleinwatch and Sam The Eagle. Philip and his attorney failed and failed miserably (which should say something about his private detective skills and claims that he can track people on the internet).

This past week, Philip announced that he was dismissing the lawsuit, claiming among other things that the entire justice system was conspiring against him.

That is another of Philip's lies.

Philip is trying to dismiss his lawsuit because Philip committed Aggravated Perjury. Philip has been committing perjury for years but this time he got caught lying under oath and he knows it. He thinks that by dismissing his lawsuit that he may avoid the consequences of his actions. Eagle attorneys have set a hearing in the suit to address the Aggravated Perjury. We will let Judge Floyd determine what should be done to Philip Klein for lying to the Court.

The District Attorney (who we like and who doesn't like Philip) has the evidence to submit to a Grand Jury. Ultimately, Philip will pay the price for his lies. But it doesn't stop there. No it doesn't.

This past week, Klein attorney, John S. Morgan, was caught committing perjury in another court. You can read portions of the transcript HERE. During the course of the proceedings, Philip sent a threatening email to the Judge which was admitted into evidence by the Judge. That evidence has also been turned over to the District Attorney's office for prosecution. We understand that the District Attorney will be making a statement concerning the prosecution of Philip Klein and Klein attorney John Morgan in the near future....after they have submitted the evidence to a Grand Jury.

Philip Klein has been lying for years. And now it appears that the time has come for Philip Klein to pay the price for all his lies. He will go before a Grand Jury as will his attorney. Then there will be a trial. Then he will go to prison where he will be put in a cell with a large man with poor hygiene who will refer to Philip as "sugar lips".

Bad things happen to bad people and Philip Klein is a bad person.

LAWSUIT ANNOUNCED!

The Sam the Eagle Political Review has learned today that yet another lawsuit has been announced against Philip R. Klein, Philip R. Klein, editor, Klein and Associates, Klein Investments, Klein Relations, Klein Consulting, Klein Publishing and Kleinz Catsup.

"We saw the lawsuit and it is a lawsuit." Said a source that doesn't know anything about the suit that didn't call the Review over the weekend.

Styled Spongebob Squarepants versus Evil Klein Publishing, the suit maintains that Philip R. Klein, Philip R. Klein, editor, and several of the other personalities that live in Philip's head plagiarised his fictional account of the search for missing lighting technician, Patrick McDermott, Read the book review HERE.

"Lost At Sea is my book and that bastard knows it said Mr. Squarepants at a news conference over the weekend. I came up with the title and everything."


Klein, who recently was taken to the woodshed by Brent Coon (who we like and is not associated with this website in any way) for publishing outright lies about him on The Southeast Texas Political Review, was unavailable for comment.

Our take?

WOW! Simply WOW! Klein is under siege. He settled the lawsuit with Coon (which we understand was very favorable to Brent), and has asked for settlement demands from Eagle attorneys (which we have listed HERE,) but is now under investigation for Aggravated Perjury and apparently must also deal with yet ANOTHER lawsuit.

Klein + Aggravated Perjury + Lawsuit = Summer Fun

BREAKING NEWS! DA HAS KLEIN TRANSCRIPT!

The Sam the Eagle Political Review has learned that investigators inside the District Attorney's office have a copy of the transcript of the sworn testimony of Philip Klein from a hearing in January where he tesitilied that he personally tracked an email to Brent Coon's office and are said to be reviewing the testimony along with other documents. Sources inside the District Attorney's office that didn't call the Review late last night said that charges are imminent and that complaints are already on their way to Austin.

"Klein really screwed up this time. Maness has been looking for a reason to go after him and this time he's got him." Said our source in the courthouse.

Our take?

WOW! Simply WOW! Bad things happen to bad people and Philip Klein is a bad person.